An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.
THIS IS SO CRAZY
the day i don’t reblog this is the day i am deceased
kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist
This is utterly genius
Anonymous said: At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ANON ANSWER OF ALL TIME I’M SO GLAD I FOUND IT AGAIN